THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY.

I like boobs... Jake thought as he watched porn and ate more bagels. "Oh hey Charles, enjoying this porn? LOOK TITS!" and with that Jake killed himself... Cause everyone knows he could finally die happy.

Charles stared away to look at Jake's now deceased body, but not for too long. He didn't want to be called gay. Deciding there was nothing he could do, he took one of Jake's bagels and went into the kitchen, where he was hoping to find some butter and a microwave. After all, Jake was dead, and Tanner and Damien were fighting. No one would notice.